YOU KNOW WHAT WON'T MAKE YOU RUN FASTER? SUNGLASSES.

Goodr stepped into the danger zone with the release of the MACH Gs. These polarized shades contain all of the no-slip, no-bounce performance that made Goodr a two-time Runner’s World Gear of the Year-winning brand. You can now have functional plastic aviator sunglasses that are guaranteed to make you look as sexy as those beach volleyball players on Top Gun. In celebration of the new line, Goodr CEO, Carl the Flamingo said, “SQUAAAWK! SQUAAAWK!” Flaminglists translate this to: “I’m super excited about the MACH Gs, since I actually developed the aviator frame as my preferred flying shades. Ask any bird.”

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.